After starting the lengthy-titled book "How to Be a Complete and Utter Failure in Life, Work & Everything: 44 1/2 Steps to Lasting Underachievement", I had to comment...
So far, I have failed to finish your book this morning due to pressing interruptions in business that are causing me great succstress.
I had the need to make a suggestion: "Whether neh accepts the advice, is completely up to ner."
The words "neh" and "ner" refer to he/she and him/her respectively. I started the words with the letter "n" to refer to "nobody in particular".
I saw that you Trademarked "self-unimprovement guide". In the same respect of unwillingness to share great ideas, I now trademark "neh" and "ner" and "succstress" and grant you the right to use these words if they refer to me as the author in respective context. ;D